Animal Comedy Admirer Mugs

Tortoise fire department.

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"He's gone goth"

Cow Blue Arrows

Bears

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'