Animal Comparer T-Shirts

Wear your love for animals and creative comparisons with pride. Our amusing animal comparison t-shirts are ideal for animal lovers with a witty streak.

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'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.' mockup

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'

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"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal." mockup

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

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"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species." mockup

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

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Agility God

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?' mockup

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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"His father came from a family of climbers."

"His father came from a family of climbers." mockup

"His father came from a family of climbers."

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'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.' mockup

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

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"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center." mockup

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

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"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..." mockup

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

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"I've got a pulse!"

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"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off." mockup

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

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Elephant Tracks.

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Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman. mockup

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

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'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.' mockup

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

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Village Pet Shop.

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Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out. mockup

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

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'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.' mockup

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

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'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...' mockup

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

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Shooting in Ireland

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Nuke mouse.

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"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse." mockup

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

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'Best tracker I ever had.'

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"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!" mockup

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

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'And you need some reading material,eh?'

'And you need some reading material,eh?' mockup

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

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A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car. mockup

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

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Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby mockup

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

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Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall. mockup

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

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'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!' mockup

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

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'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.' mockup

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

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'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.' mockup

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

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'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.' mockup

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

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Animal Comparer T-Shirts Collection

Animal Comparer Mugs

Explore our collection of animal comparison mugs and find the perfect funny and witty gift for the animal lover in your life.

Animal Comparer Pillows

Check out our charming animal comparison pillows—great for adding humor and personality to any home or office space.

Animal Comparer Prints

Browse our artistic animal comparison prints—perfect for decorating with a touch of humor and creative flair.