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Oz Animal Reserve. Do the flying monkeys go to the primate house or the avian sanctuary?

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Do me next."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cat Show

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Laboratory Retriever

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Pavlov's Cat