Animal Classifier Gifts

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do me next."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Laboratory Retriever

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."