Animal Identifier Gifts

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Giraffe Selfie

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Canada Goose

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"What happened to what cat?"

Ophiologist

Elephant Tracks.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Best tracker I ever had.'

Shooting in Ireland

'If dogs named themselves...'

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

"Could have been Rocket, Bullet, maybe even Missile or Spear…but oh no, Wiener it is."

A man feeding birds is caught by a vulture.

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

Weasal

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Duck.'