Animal Identifier T-Shirts

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Giraffe Selfie

Children arguing over the name of a fish

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Canada Goose

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"What happened to what cat?"

Ophiologist

Elephant Tracks.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

'Best tracker I ever had.'

Shooting in Ireland

'If dogs named themselves...'

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

"My master has trouble making a decision."

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

A man feeding birds is caught by a vulture.

'If you ask me, Inspector, it's a classic case of 'curiosity killed the cat'...'

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

Suddenly Dr. Fogney realized this simple spaniel knew more about veterinary medicine than he did.'

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Weasal

'Careful,mister-he's a master of camouflage!'

'Duck.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"