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The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bee flying to another flower.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'