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Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

A Venus cow trap.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Keeping busy?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Bird and Worm.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'