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"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bee flying to another flower.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Keeping busy?"

"Now how did she know?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"What happened to what cat?"

Exploring in the countryside.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"