Insect Detective T-Shirts

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

Bee flying to another flower.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

"Now how did she know?"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Keeping busy?"

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"What happened to what cat?"

Exploring in the countryside.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"