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"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Barks in code.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Look, a bug!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I found the termites!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"We just need more wiggle room."