Worm Detective Gifts

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Barks in code.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I found the termites!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

"We just need more wiggle room."

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'