Germ Detective Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for your germ detective? Discover a playful selection of products that highlight their investigative spirit. From witty mugs to stylish shirts and comfy pillows, these gifts are perfect for those who love exploring the microscopic world with a keen eye and a sense of humor.

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"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging." mockup

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

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NHS hospital - all over the place. mockup

NHS hospital - all over the place.

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"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

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Swine flu

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'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!' mockup

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

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'Is it catching?'

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Asymptomatic Coronavirus

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"I'm warning you, I have a cold!" mockup

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

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"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?" mockup

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

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'That's not a spaceship, but a virus!' mockup

'That's not a spaceship, but a virus!'

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Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers. mockup

Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.

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"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories." mockup

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

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'All right -- be that way!'

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'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!" mockup

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

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'Put it under my microscope!'

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'Quick, shut the door! The Flu!'

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Please bring me a glass of hot water to wash the cutlery.

Please bring me a glass of hot water to wash the cutlery. mockup

Please bring me a glass of hot water to wash the cutlery.

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'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'

'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.' mockup

'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'

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Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on. mockup

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

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'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.' mockup

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

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'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.' mockup

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

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'Look...this place is a health hazard!' mockup

'Look...this place is a health hazard!'

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"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella." mockup

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

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"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid." mockup

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

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Running from Covid and Ambushed by Influenza

Running from Covid and Ambushed by Influenza mockup

Running from Covid and Ambushed by Influenza

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"Do you hear any bad germs?"

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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question." mockup

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

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'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.' mockup

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

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"Look, a bug!"

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.." mockup

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

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"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'." mockup

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

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DNA Analysis.

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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!' mockup

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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Germ Detective Gifts Collection

Germ Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for germ detectives—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their coffee or tea moments.

Germ Detective Pillows

Brighten up their space with a fun germ detective pillow—comfortable, quirky, and perfect for a science lover’s relaxation zone.

Germ Detective Prints

Find the perfect print to inspire a microbiology enthusiast—bright, humorous, and full of curiosity about the tiny universe.

Germ Detective T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirt selection for germ detectives—great for everyday wear that sparks conversation and showcases their inquisitive side.