Yeast Detective Gifts

Pesach crime scene.

Disease Management

Honest Vending

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

DNA Analysis.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Jerk Gene

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'ADN'

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.