Yogurt Detective Gifts

Live yogurt.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Pie Filling Reader

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

GM Crops Genie.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Horse meat scandal.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Waiter! There's a . . . oh, never mind.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

Butcher Shop. Special: Soup Bones! Soup has bones?!

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.