Grocery Detective Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the curious mind of a grocery detective? From funny mugs to clever prints, find items that combine creativity and humor for those who love unraveling the secrets of the supermarket.

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"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

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Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you.

Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you. mockup

Notice: Results of New Studies - Most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you.

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"Okay, lets see what we have here." mockup

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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Try to guess the continent dining... mockup

Try to guess the continent dining...

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Honest Vending

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"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?" mockup

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces." mockup

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section." mockup

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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"And that's where hot dogs come from." mockup

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?' mockup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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GM Crops Genie.

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef." mockup

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

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"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!" mockup

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

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Alphabet soup

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Low Hanging Fruit

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Turkey Autopsy

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'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store) mockup

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?" mockup

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

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"Why is this cart so heavy?"

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'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...' mockup

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

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"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!" mockup

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

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"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

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Horse meat scandal.

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Checkout for $385.00 or more.

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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?" mockup

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

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"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?" mockup

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

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Grocery Detective Gifts Collection

Grocery Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of grocery detective mugs—humorous and clever designs perfect for daily coffee breaks and brightening up their kitchen.

Grocery Detective Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with grocery detective themes—great for adding a humorous touch to their living room or bedroom decor.

Grocery Detective Prints

Browse our striking prints featuring grocery detective adventures—ideal for decorating their favorite space with a clever, humorous twist.

Grocery Detective T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for grocery detectives—fun, stylish, and perfect for casual wear that shows off their love for mystery-solving in the supermarket.