Shopping Detective Gifts

'We make petites in large sizes.'

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Shopping nightmare

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

The United States' economy deflating.

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Have you seen my money?

'But what do you sell?'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Hipster Police Department

Internet Shoplifting

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

Style

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

Al's Ice Cream 31 Flavors (minus 30).

Undercover Santa