Store Detective Gifts

Looking for a fun and thoughtful gift for a store detective? Our collection features clever designs that celebrate the sharp eyes and keen instincts of retail security professionals. Whether it’s for a birthday, a work anniversary, or just a tongue-in-cheek surprise, our products are crafted to bring a smile and show appreciation for those who keep stores secure with style and wit.

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'Do you have a store detective on duty at the moment?'

'Do you have a store detective on duty at the moment?' mockup

'Do you have a store detective on duty at the moment?'

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"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!" mockup

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

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'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.' mockup

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

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$1: Family Secrets

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section." mockup

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

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Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc. mockup

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

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Unusual Offers

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"Okay, lets see what we have here." mockup

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

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The United States' economy deflating. mockup

The United States' economy deflating.

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"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit." mockup

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

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Low Hanging Fruit

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Alphabet soup

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity. mockup

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

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Have you seen my money?

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?' mockup

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

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'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays mockup

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

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"Why is this cart so heavy?"

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'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!' mockup

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

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"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!" mockup

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

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'But what do you sell?'

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"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!" mockup

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

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'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?' mockup

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

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Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire. mockup

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

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Checkout for $385.00 or more.

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"We need to talk about procrastination."

"We need to talk about procrastination." mockup

"We need to talk about procrastination."

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"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you." mockup

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

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'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.' mockup

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

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The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy mockup

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

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"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it." mockup

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

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'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.' mockup

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

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"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices." mockup

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

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"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are." mockup

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

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Style

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Store Detective Gifts Collection

Store Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of store detective mugs—funny, witty, and perfect for brightening up any security professional’s coffee break.

Store Detective Pillows

Discover our humorous store detective pillows—perfect for adding a playful touch to their home or office decor.

Store Detective Prints

Browse our witty and eye-catching prints celebrating store detectives—ideal for gifting or decorating their workspace.

Store Detective T-Shirts

Check out our store detective t-shirts! Clever designs and humorous slogans make these shirts a fun gift for retail security heroes.