Yogurt Detective T-Shirts

Live yogurt.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pie Filling Reader

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

GM Crops Genie.

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Horse meat scandal.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'