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"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Honest Vending

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Missing Easter Egg

Clandestine cows.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

"Why have you brought me here?"

You are what you eat

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'