Candy Detective Gifts

"Tia Carmn, psychic readings are so phony!"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cake Free Zone

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Pie Filling Reader

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Who stole my candy?

Missing Easter Egg

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"Why have you brought me here?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Piñata police line-up.

Live yogurt.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.