Candy Criminalist Gifts

Who stole my candy?

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Easter Candy Island.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."