Candy Contrarian Gifts

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Pinata Zombies

Who stole my candy?

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Food Pyramid

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Med Brittle"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Whipping Cream

Citizen Cane...

Diet Sugar House.

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I got horse dewormer..."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Clown's Grocery List.

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Candy Land for Adults

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'