Candy Contrarian T-Shirts

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Who stole my candy?

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Food Pyramid

Citizen Cane...

Diet Sugar House.

"Med Brittle"

Whipping Cream

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Candy Land for Adults

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Opposing viewpoint.