Candy Alchemist Gifts

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Whale Piñata.

Who stole my candy?

Building a gingerbread house

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Call it Tough Love.

Easter Bunny!

"It's marzipan pigs."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.

"Med Brittle"

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'