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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Whale Piñata.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Building a gingerbread house

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Who stole my candy?

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Easter Bunny!

"It's marzipan pigs."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

"Med Brittle"

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'