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'Brilliant formula? What cafe do you barista?'

Don't go near him until he's had his first cup! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Alcohol Ingredients

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Honest Vending Machine

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Scientific Tea.

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'