Coffee Alchemist Mugs

Start their morning with a joke and a dose of inspiration—our coffee alchemist mugs feature witty designs that celebrate the magic of brewing. Perfect for anyone who loves making coffee an art.

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'Brilliant formula? What cafe do you barista?'

'Brilliant formula? What cafe do you barista?' mockup

'Brilliant formula? What cafe do you barista?'

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad." mockup

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

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'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.' mockup

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

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"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump." mockup

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

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"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me." mockup

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?" mockup

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

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"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?" mockup

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

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'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

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"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them." mockup

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

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'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?' mockup

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

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'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?' mockup

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

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"Practicing my hate-face."

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'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.' mockup

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

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"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee." mockup

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

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'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?' mockup

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent." mockup

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

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Honest Vending Machine

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'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?' mockup

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

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'This decaf's lousy.'

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Alcohol Ingredients

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'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?' mockup

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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Scientific Tea.

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"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

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'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!' mockup

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

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"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art." mockup

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

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The Secret Formula in Coffee

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"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello." mockup

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

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Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.' mockup

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

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Coffee Alchemist Mugs Collection

Coffee Alchemist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring a playful and inspiring touch to any coffee corner or living space, celebrating the magic of coffee alchemy.

Coffee Alchemist Prints

Browse our art prints that capture the quirky, mystical vibe of coffee alchemy—perfect for decorating any coffee enthusiast's home or office.

Coffee Alchemist T-Shirts

Discover a variety of T-shirts that highlight the artistic and fun side of coffee alchemy, perfect for casual coffee lovers and creative spirits alike.