Drink Alchemist Mugs

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Needs salt!'

Party time.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Molecular gastronomy.

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

Alcohol Ingredients

Drinking Hats

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Scientific Tea.

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."