Drink Alchemist Prints

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Needs salt!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Party time.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'I thought a perfect martini would cover the 'well balanced' requirement of my night to cook.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Alcohol Ingredients

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Drinking Hats

Molecular gastronomy.

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Scientific Tea.

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."