Scientific Coffee Lover T-Shirts

"It's not an experiment. I'm just making coffee."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

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"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'These are job perks.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

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You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'