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Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Building a gingerbread house

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Who stole my candy?

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"I'd love to share these with you, but I'd never forgive myself if you got tooth decay."

"Med Brittle"

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

Candy Land for Adults

Magical box of chocolates.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"I got horse dewormer..."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

Rumor has it he owns a candy factory.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'