Egg Detective Gifts

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Ornithologist

GM Crops Genie.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Horse meat scandal.

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The bad egg.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Chef chasing an egg.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.