Egg Detective Gifts

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

GM Crops Genie.

Ornithologist

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Horse meat scandal.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

The bad egg.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Remind me - superfood or carcinogen?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Waiter! There's a . . . oh, never mind.'

"They suspect something."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Chef chasing an egg.

Butcher Shop. Special: Soup Bones! Soup has bones?!