Egg-cellent Sleuth Gifts

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Easter Egg Delivery

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Chicken: the one-man show

Meet the layer.

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"J'accuse!"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

It's Humpty-Dumpty! Tell the King we don't know who's behind it. But we suspect poachers!

"They suspect something."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Police Lineup

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Diner. 2 Eggs any style $2.50. Easter!

"Do we have to get a baby gift for ALL of them?"

Egg.

"Just hit 'Find my Easter Egg.'"

'I think I know how to make an egg.'

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

Humpty Dumpty Inventor of Scrambled Eggs.