Egg-cellent Enthusiast Gifts

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Meet the layer.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

Egg Buggy

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'