Egg Enthusiast Gifts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'I'm struggling to do my timesheet: Do you remember if I laid an egg on Tuesday?'

Life In Grade A.

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'

'Another 3 eggs?? . . . That's 150 weeks paternity leave. . . just for today!!'

'You call that an egg? Stick around - I'll show you an egg!'

"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"

"Seriously? Did no one foresee our stock prices collapsing after Easter?"

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

'Hey!! Those aren't free you know!!'

WHACK!

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

"I think I'm dyeing."

'We'll know more once we do an MRI, but, yes, this could be a career-ending injury.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

Mass Confucian

Surprised cook.

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

"There it is again...tap tap...tap tap.."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'Proud yes, but enough to try it again!'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."

"I couldn't get eggs! Those are golf balls and turnips!"

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."

EGGS laid in America