Egg Enthusiast Gifts

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I'm usually a basket case at this time of year...'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Life In Grade A.

'I'm struggling to do my timesheet: Do you remember if I laid an egg on Tuesday?'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

Good egg, bad egg.

'It's bird flu, but luckily we've caught it early.'

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

'Another 3 eggs?? . . . That's 150 weeks paternity leave. . . just for today!!'

'You call that an egg? Stick around - I'll show you an egg!'

"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"

"It's still at the concept stage."

'Hey!! Those aren't free you know!!'

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"Seriously? Did no one foresee our stock prices collapsing after Easter?"

Easter Egg Painting.

Surprised cook.

'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'

"Be honest Walter...Is it me you really love or just the farm-fresh eggs every morning?"

WHACK!

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

'We'll know more once we do an MRI, but, yes, this could be a career-ending injury.'

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Eggs - You break it you buy it.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Mass Confucian

"I think I'm dyeing."

Notice Board - Free Range Eggs with arrows pointing in opposite directions

'Proud yes, but enough to try it again!'