Egg Fanatic Gifts

Sun is actually an egg.

"I'm afraid he's not going to make it, Mrs. Dumpty. You'll need to fill this out to let us know how you'd like your husband cooked, and where you want him served."

Counting ribs

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.