Egg Fanatic Mugs

Counting ribs

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."