Egg Connoisseur Gifts

Little Dark Specks

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Hi -- I'm selling hatching insurance!'

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Regular service or affected?"

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Posh Easter Egg

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."