Egg Connoisseur Gifts

Little Dark Specks

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Hi -- I'm selling hatching insurance!'

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Superstock'

"Regular service or affected?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Posh Easter Egg

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.