Egg Lovers Gifts

'How can we compete with that?'

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

"I'm afraid my thoughts may become scrambled."

Giant egg.

'Invite everyone. We're having scrambled eggs.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.