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Humpty Dumpty at the doctors, cracks

"My husband was a klutz."

A couple having breakfast

Shop sign announces bacon and eggs to go - no hogs or hens.

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

The Zombie Awakes...

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."