Scotch Egg Connoisseur Gifts

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cheeze Wiz.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

WHACK!

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"And how would you like your steak?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.