Scotch Egg Connoisseur T-Shirts

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Cheese

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

The Running of the Brie

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

WHACK!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.