Scotch Egg Enthusiast Gifts

'Mum, are those where all the Scots people come from?'

Scotch eggs

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"