Egg Nog Aficionado Gifts

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Egg Nog.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.