Eggnog Aficionado Gifts

"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"

'I'm delighted you enjoy t, but I'm afraid I cannot divulge the secret ingredient in our eggnog.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

"That's it. We’re toast."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'How would you like your toast?'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Martini Lovers

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'