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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

A vampire in a canoe.

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

underwater knight

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'