Goofball Aficionado Gifts

"Son, it's bad enough you goof off all day, but your socks don't match!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Sisyphus

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

World Cup reactions

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Gobbledygookologist

I'm with stupid.

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Rafa Benitez

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

'It's impossible to dive off one of these.'

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"What sports fan are you?"

David de Gea

"There's always a prima donna."