Goofball Aficionado Pillows

"Son, it's bad enough you goof off all day, but your socks don't match!"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Sisyphus

'Irwin! Get your elbow up!...Good! Now twirl the bat, lift your foot up, put one hand on top of your helmet, stick out your tongue and hop like a rabbit.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Gobbledygookologist

I'm with stupid.

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

'It's impossible to dive off one of these.'

Two chefs playing foosball using rotisserie chickens.

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

Football Snail

"There's always a prima donna."

"Hey! Laywer! These things keep flipping on their own!"

David de Gea