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"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

"There's something very funny about those two!"

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

'Pick a business card.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Odd Spas

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Seriously folks...'

"What? Too soon?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Senseless clowning around

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'I called in serious today.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Birth Cake

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."