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"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Only Clowns

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"There's something very funny about those two!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'Pick a business card.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Odd Spas

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Seriously folks...'

'It's lonely at the big top.'

'I called in serious today.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Birth Cake

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"What? Too soon?"

Senseless clowning around